To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in twon without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do Kirt Douglas, James Caan and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together and the CarDeli
Bowser form Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Glodie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew
You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spook- both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's and quarter Jewish- not to shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrte Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If your really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah