Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd, come on whisper what it is you want, you ain't never had friend like me
We pride ourselves on service,
you're the boss, the king, the tzar
What you wish, its yours, true dish, how bout a little more baklava
have some of column A try All of column B, I'm in the mood to help you dude, you ain't never had friend like me
(scat)Oh my!(scat)Oh no!(scat) can your friends do this?
can your friends do that? Can your friends pull this, out of their little hat- can your friends go POOF! Well, looky here! Ha, ha, ha
Can your friends go Alacadabra let - er- rip, and then make the sucker disappear?! So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy-eyed, I'm here to answere all your mid-day prayers, you got me bona fide, certified, you got a genie for Charge d'affair.
I got a powerful urge to help you out, so what you wish I really wanna know,
You got a list that's 3 miles long, no doubt, so I'll you gotta do is rub like so, and ohhh
Mr. Aladdin, Sir, have a wish or 2 or 3.
I'm on the job, you big nabob,
you ain't never had friend like me
(scat)
you ain't never - had a- friend- like- me (scat)
You ain't never had a friend like me, yeah!