You know, I don't care because Jack really bugs me
Why don't you ask him now?
Well I would Meg I really just don't know how
Just say ‘Jack, do you adore me?'

Well I would Holly but love really bores me
Then I guess we should just be friends
I'm just kidding Holly you know that I'll love you 'til the end
Well it's true that we love one another
I love Jack White like a little brother
Well Holly I love you too but there's
Just so much that I don't know about you

Holly give me some of your English lovin'
If I did that Jack I'd have one in the oven
Why don't you go off and just love yourself
If I did that Holly there won't be anything left for anybody else

Jack it's too bad about the way you look
You know I gave that horse a carrot so he'd break your foot
Will the two of you cut it out?
And tell 'em what it's really all about

Well it's true that we love one another
I love Jack White like a little brother
Well Holly I love you too but there's just so much that I don't know about you