Even though the temperatures low
Its a perfect sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town

Well good morning Stan
Mom, can i have eight dollars to see a movie
a movie, but i thought you were going ice skating
but this is gonna be the best movie ever...its a foreign film, from Canada
alright alright here ya go, but be back for supper
thanks mom

Oh what a picture perfect child
just like jesus he's tender and mild
he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
what an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
and a mind so open and pure
thank god we live in this quiet red-neck mountain town

Hi, is your son home
I think so, HEY (ow) KENNY, WAKE UP
Kenny damnit, come on! (ok mam)

Kenny, the terrance and philippe movie is out, you wanna come?
Where do you think your going
going to the terrance and philippe movie (kenny voice)
You can't! you have ta go to church
but mam (kenny voice)
well fine, go ahead and miss church, AND WHEN YOU DIE AND GO TO HELL YOU CAN ANSWER TO SATAN!
*pause* ok (kenny voice)

you can see your breath hanging in the air
you see homeless people but you just don't care
its a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown
*Kenny sings*
thats right
Its sunday morning in our quiet little white bred red-neck mountain town

Ok Ike, lets try this one more time
*mumble in background*
ready ike? kick the baby
no kick the baby
KICK THE BABY!

Kyle, we're going to the terrance and phillipe movie
OH MY GOD DUDE!
Kyle, whats going on?
Nothing, we're going skating now
Oh, well take your little brother out with you
aw ma, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted
do as i say kyle
ok ok im sorry

look at those frail and fragile boys
it really gets me down
the world is such a rotten place
and city lifes a complete disgrace
thats why i moved to this red-neck mashugunna quiet mountain town

*bells rings*
Maaam, somebodys at the door
Maaam, somebodys at the door i said
Coming hun
ah i can't see the tv
(background) its been six weeks since suddam husain's was killed by a pack of wild bores and the world is still glad to be rid of him
Oh look eric, its your little friends

Cartman!
what are you guys doing here?
Weekend? yes yes!

Off to the movies we shall go
where we learned everything that we know
cause the movies teach us what are parents don't have time to say
and this movie's gonna make our lives complete
cause terrance and phillipe are sweet
(super sweet)
Thank god we live in the quiet little red-neck poe dunk white trash U.S.A

Can i have 5 tickets to terrance and philippe houses of fire please
*pause* NO