I?m lettin? my drug kick in
It controls my mouth and I begin
To just let it flow, let my concepts go
My posse?s to the side yellin?, "Go Vanilla go"

Smooth ?cause that?s the way I will be
And if you don?t give a damn, then
Why you starin? at me
So get off ?cause I control the stage

There?s no dissin? allowed
I?m in my own phase
The girlies say they love me and that is okay
And I can dance better than any kid n? play

Play that funky music, come on, come on
Play that funky music, white boy
(I can?t hear you, say it, say it ,say)
Play that funky music
Play that funky music, white boy it, come on
(Yeah, a little bit louder)
(Now come on, come on)

Stage 2, yeah the one ya? wanna listen to
It?s off my head so let the beat play through
So I can funk it up and make it sound good
1-2-3 yo, knock on some wood

For good luck, I like my rhymes atrocious
Super calafragilistic expialidocious
I?m an effect and that you can bet
I can take a fly girl and make her wet

I?m like Samson, Samson to Delilah
There?s no denyin?, you can try to hang
But you?ll keep tryin? to get my style
Over and over, practice makes perfect
But not if you?re a loafer

You?ll get nowhere, no place, no time, no girls
Soon, oh my God, homebody, you probably eat
Spaghetti with a spoon, come on and say it

Play that funky music
Play that funky music, white boy
Play that funky music
(Come on, come on, let's do it)
Play that funky music white boy

VIP, Vanilla Ice yep, yep, I?m comin? hard like a rhino
Intoxicating so you stagger like a wino
So punks stop trying and girl stop cryin?
Vanilla Ice is sellin? and you people are buyin?

?Cause why the freaks are jockin? like crazy glue
Movin? and groovin? trying to sing along
All through the ghetto groovin? this here song
Now you?re amazed by the V.I.P. posse
Steppin? so hard like a German Nazi

Startled by the bases hittin? ground
There?s no trippin? on mine, I?m just gettin? down
Sparkamatic, I?m hangin? tight like a fanatic
You trapped me once and I thought that, you might have it
So step down and lend me your ear
?89 in my time! you, ?90 is my year

Play that funky music
Play that funky music, white boy
Play that funky music
(Come on, come on, I can't hear you)
Play that funky music, white boy

You?re weakenin? fast, yo! and I can tell it
Your body?s gettin? hot, so, so I can smell it
So don?t be mad and don?t be sad
?Cause the lyrics belong to Ice, you can call me dad

You?re pitchin? a fit, so step back and endure
Let the witch doctor, Ice, do the dance to cure
So come up close and don?t be square
You wanna battle me, anytime, anywhere
You thought that I was weak, boy, you?re dead wrong
So come on, everybody and sing this song

Say, play that funky music
Say, go white boy, go white boy go
Play that funky music
Go white boy, go white boy, go
Lay down and boogie and play that funky music till you die

Play that funky music
Play that funky music, white boy
Play that funky music
(Come on, come on, let me hear you say it)
Play that funky music, white boy
(A little louder now)
Play that funky music
(Come on, come on, come on)
Play that funky music, white boy