I?m like a chocolaty treat
Sweet, can I get you guys anything?
You can get me a lemon ?cause I?m Sour

Who are you?
I?m Spicy! I?m hot!
Hey! Bam! I?m exciting!
I am Spicy!

I?m crunchy!
You know, like uh, carrot sticks and cookies and peanuts?
Who invited the textures?
People like me! ?C-cause I?m crunchy!

People like me because I?m smooth
Like silk, like a glass of milk
I?m Smooth, how ya doin??

Well I?m Bitter, I?m bitter like bitter greens
And radicchio and orange peels
I?m Bitter and I don?t even want to be here

I?m bland
I?m bland

Well hey, I?m salty
I can help, I?m salty

Hey guys, how?s it goin??
Who?s that?
I?m Umami
Umami?!

That was the final movement of Antoine Korbajin's "Food Party"
Featuring Ed Shaganoozy on claves
Next up on Radio CAKE, Borrenecade Latios
With The Canadian Snacktime Trilogy