Have you ever seen
A dime piece all alone at the bar, bar bar?
Straight out of a magazine
And you just want to let her know who you are, are are

So you say, let me buy you a drink
Or a little conversation
If that's what you want to do, do do
Then she said, love is about to end
Then you said, why don't you come to my crib?
Then she said, I can't leave my friends

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed
You've officially been dance-dance screwed
And ewed-ewed, chopped screwed-screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed

And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed
You've officially been screwed
Screwed, screw-screw
Chop-chop and screwed
You've officially been danced and screwed

Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me, yeah
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw screw, chopped and screwed
Shawty don't chop, Shawty Shawty don't screw me, hey yeah
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me, yeah

Have you ever been in the VIP room
Of your favorite street club, club club
And you got a shawty on you
Kissing on your neck
Making you feel like she so in love, love love

Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks
And you feeling like it's about that time to cuddle up, up up
And you said, shawty what's really up
And she takes big sip out yo cup
And she said, it'll be 60 bucks

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed, screwed-screwed
Chopped-chopped and screwed
You've officially been dance-dance screwed
And ewed-ewed chopped, screwed-screwed
(Luda-Luda, ha ha ha)
You've officially been chopped and screwed

Nah-nah-nah
Shawty why you acting all like that, like that?
Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me?
Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em
But even more I bet you really can't live with out me, nope

You-you must of flipped yo wig, yup
You got to be out yo mind, yeah
I chop ch-chop you screw-you screw
You out-of-yo, out-of-yo spine, woo

Back breaker, put you over my knee
Put you on punishment woman, and I'll spank ya, baa
Have you praising the lord
Like thank you, thank you, thank you
Lord I want to thank you, Jesus

But have you ever met a women that will lead you on
And still you wrong instead of please ya? Yup
Have you singing this song
Cause all night long she did nothing but
Flirt and tease ya, yup

But I got to admit that I have
Put one in the air sit back and I laugh, ey
Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad? Ey
Probably it's cause the amount of booty that I grabbed, ey

Coming back to haunt me
So instead of being put in submission to subdue, what happened?
Guess what dawg, ha ha ha, Lu-Lu-Luda

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed
You've officially been dance-dance screwed
And ewed-ewed, chopped screwed-screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed

And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed
You've officially been screwed
Screwed, screw-screw
Chop-chop and screwed
You've officially been danced and screwed

Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me, yeah
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw-screw, chopped and screwed
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't screw me
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me-me- me-me- me-me-me