Keep huffin' and puffin' like a dog in heat
You can call me a crook, a robber, a thief
But I'll be your butcher if you got beef

You know what's up, I ain't no poo-putt
'Cuz Pepa kick butts off dumb, young bucks like you
And the rest of your crew, if moms want static I'll dis her, too
So scram you know who I am
Damn, chick, don't play me, punk 'cuz I'll take your man

I'll take your man whenever I feel like it
This ain't a threat or a bet, it's a damn promise
From me to you, your sex life's through
If you get another lover, I'll take him, too

All I have to do is say a rhyme or two
And he'll hop and leave you like a kangaroo
I'll make him heel for me, even steal for me
His mother and father, he'd kill for me

That's what you get for trying to play smart
Now take a hike with that slayed-up heart
Girl, you don't know if you're comin' or goin'
Look at your face, your jealousy's growin' and showin'

Don't get mad, you don't have the right
I throw below solo but ladylike on the mic
Psyche is where I win my battles
I'll handle you like a baby with a rattle
Don't make me prove to you that I can
Either give him up or get slammed, I'll take your man

I'll take your man, that's right but just for spite
Because you tried to dis me when I was on the mic
But I really don't want him, the guy ain't fly, shoot
He can't afford to buy a Fila suit

Runs the same old gear, never has fresh wear
What he whispered in my ear I can't repeat here
I don't wanna seem to be so damn mean
But you're the hippiest critter I ever seen

Before I got on the stage you wished me, "Good luck"
Turned around and told your friends I suck
Well look at you now, you ain't got nobody
Searching for love in a fifth of Bacardi
You look bad, girl, you look like you're dying
Ain't no use in crying, I'll take your man

Yo, Cher, school this fool
I'll take your man, your fiancee, your husband
You ain't Alice, this ain't wonderland
And when I say I will, you know I can
Don't mess with me 'cuz I'll take your man

I'll take your man anytime, at the drop of a dime
'Cuz he's rappin' and strappin' so hard on mine
Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look
The brother's eyein' me down, he's staring down my throat

But he's a ducker sucker, soft-hearted punk
Goin' skiing for skeezers, stunts for blunt
So that's why y'all have so many things in common
Him for just robbin', you for nob slobbin'

I never ever went out my way to get player
Keep guys like yours held down at bay
You know I can, I got the upper-hand
Tramp, you don't stand a chance 'cuz I'll take your man

Most girls have guys that's good to go
But yours is slow, he's a freakin' a-hole
The fact still stands, there's no change in plans
"Yo, Pepa, your wish is my command"

Now you know, you know I'll take your man
Check him out, you see what I mean?
He's leading the pack as the fellas scream
"Go Sandy, get busy, go Sandy, get busy"

It's so easy to make 'em fall for me, Heather
No man can resist Salt-N-Pepa
Because we're perfect from head to toe
It's not speculation, your man says so

Revenge is sweet but payback's a trip
Girlfriend, you won't know which is which
But I'll tell you this, don't try to answer this jam
Because if you do then I'll take your
And I'll take your, and we'll take your man