Woman-
Darling you are a loser
It's you I love to kill

Both-
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will
Man-
From your implants that failed
To the milkman that you nailed
It's been you, it's been you
That's tried to make me lose my mind

Woman-
Well, you come on so tough
And then you can't get it up
And if you do
Then it's still hard to find

Man-
You cheap little ho'
Slippin' out the back door
You go out with any man
For a nickel or a dime

Woman-
You no workin bum
You never made me come
Yeah, I faked it
Each and every time
Oh you are a big fat couch-sittin' sport-watchin' alky
Corona's by the keg

Man-
Oh darlin I'll stop my drinking
If you'll only shave your legs

Woman-
It's too bad your mama wasn't on the pill

Man-
Leave my mother outa this

Both-
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will