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Jumping on lil mushroom men and turtle shells.
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways,
Making his move to the end,
Where the final castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher,
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire.
All these creatures that attack won't cut Mario slack.
Oh shit, hold on, I�ll be right back.

*Playing game-button pushing*

I�m gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer,
It�s gotta be hard to get laid if you�re a plumber.
That�s why I�m gonna work extra hard for my man,
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand.
Mario doesn�t wanna get hit, he�ll shrink,
The princess wont fuck a little kid� I think.
So stay firm and attend to your own,
And eventually the princess will attend to you�re bone.

Chorus *twice*

Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy

Bowser�s trying to get head right now from the princess,
But if it�s up to me that shit'll stop this instance.
Cloud people throwing little spiked animals,
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals.
I heard no body�s yet run in the princess�s oven,
And Mario always says, �Virgins, I love em!�
I hate the Koopa Troppers so I�m gonna run up,
And jump on the back of their shells til I get one up.
I�m gonna keep playing and I�m never gonna quit,
Because some kid at school told me you can see the princess� tits.
I�m gonna beat it before any of my friends do,
So I can say I put pussy up on Mario�s Menu.
At the end of each level, I jump up and get the flag,
And say to myself, �Another castle�s in the bag.�
I hope Bowser�s ready cuz he�s in for a ride,
And Mario�s serious when it comes to homocide.
The princess is a freak even though she has class,
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass.
I hate the cannons, that shoot at you constantly,
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me.
It�s all worth while just to see Mario smile,
Standing next to the princess, buck naked profile.
So that�s why it�s my crusade to get Mario laid,
Super Mario Brother�s, best game ever made.

Chorus *twice
Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy.