You can save no money
You can save your friends
It's cold outside, baby, baby
Well, you can save no money
You can save your friends

Well, we laughed all night about that other guy
If I was him I'd be mortified
I don't know how some people stay alive
Who wants to be twenty-five

Jesus Christ', don't get me wrong
I'm glad to know you're gonna stick around
Out of control and goin' strong
This city's dead but it turns me on

Well, you can save no money
You can save your friends
Let's get drunk on cheap wine
Let's stay in bed

You can save no money
You can save your friends
It's cold outside, baby, baby
Well, you can save no money
You can save your friends

Well, pour yourself a drink and fall on the floor
It's that kind of night, we'll have a couple more
And don't take no advice from no dead rock singers
And don't have goodbye with your middle finger
And I know, I know I got it all wrong
But don't choose yourself, just play along

Well, you can save no money
You can save your friends
Let's get drunk on cheap wine
Let's stay in bed

You can save no money
You can save your friends
Well, it's cold outside, baby, baby

You can save no money
You can save your friends
Let's get drunk on cheap wine
Let's stay in bed

You can save no money
You can save your friends
It's cold outside, baby, baby

Well, you can save no money
You can save your friends
Let's get drunk on cheap wine
Let's stay in bed

You can save no money
You can save your friends
It's cold outside, baby, baby

Baby, baby, lock the door
Go for a roll, let's go for a ride
Let's have a baby

You can save no money
And it's cold outside, baby, baby
Let's go for a ride, baby, baby