We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed

Yeah and if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his work

Nigel is not outspoken
He likes to speak
And loves to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his work
Nigel fells happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a British steel

Steel
Steel
Steel

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel
Nigel
Nigel
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